First, I’m well aware that I still owe a Legend of Korra-based post (it’s
coming). I also know that a review of Rogue
Legacy is on the way. That was just delayed because I needed a break from
playing it. (It’s good, but frustrating). But a movie review is quick, simply,
and only takes 2-hours of commitment and less repeating the same tedious
bullshit simply to find a slime-monster and then find it again so I can kill it
dead. So here’s my review of Dawn of The
Planet of the Apes… with many barrels of monkey puns!
To say that Rise of
the Planet of the Apes (the last one for those who remember) was a good
movie almost doesn’t do it justice. I remember when it was first announced, I
was skeptical because the Planet of the
Apes franchise was one I disregarded as an old idea done to death. And I
was skeptical a reboot of the same bizarrely dumb concept would win my
attention. Not only did it end up being good, it was surprisingly better than
most films releasing that year (2011). For those who don’t remember, that was a
decent year with releases like Thor, Captain America, and Harry Potter 7 Part 2).
So it stands to reason that I went into this week’s Dawn of the Planet of the Apes with the
same level of skepticism. Not so much that I continued to believe the concept
was dumb. But that I didn’t expect the film to repeat the whole “surprise, we’re
a damn fine movie,” this time around. But it exceeded my expectations and surprised
me in a lot of ways. Before I even get into plot details or anything, I just
want to get out of the way that right now, this is the movie of the summer, if
not the year. I know Guardians of the Galaxy
is coming soon and it looks great and a strong contender, for sure. But after
the huge summer lull we’ve had of movies that were just okay to being downright
awful or boring, it’s great to get a breath of fresh air and finally have a
movie that is smart, interesting, and has balls to do some amazingly though
provoking stuff all while being about an ensuing battles between apes and
humans.
The plot picks up 10 years after the previous film. For
those who remember the small nods to what happened in those ten years hinted in
the first film, the chemical that made Caesar and the apes smart was, in fact,
a lethal disease to humans. So much so that a vast majority of the human race
has been wiped out save for small remote groups, struggling to get by on the
ruins of their old world. The apes have been living in the red wood forest the
whole time, staying away from the humans they stopped trusting years ago, tired
of their monkey business. One day, a couple of apes are out in the forest
wandering around and come across a band of humans. An ape named Ash is shot in
self-defense/fear-reflex, and thus the tensions begin.
Caesar and his horde of apes tell the humans to leave and
stay off their land. But why were the humans there? A small settlement of the
remaining survivors of the city of San Francisco are running out of fuel to
keep their settlement calm and alive. As such, this small band was trying to
reach the hydro-electric dam in the ape-territory, led by a man (Malcolm) who
only wants peace and actively works to build a trusting relationship with
Caesar and the apes. Through trial and lots of error, Malcolm and his team
succeed in fixing the damn and restoring power.
Going into farther details (so spoilers ahead, but, again,
prequel so not as terrible as it could be), while I absolutely despised him for
what he did and who he is, I have to give massive applause to Koba for being
one of the most interesting characters and one of the most entertaining
villains to watch. I’ve said before that a good villain makes for a
spectacularly amazing story and that if your villain isn’t entertaining to
watch on SOME level, then your story isn’t going to be any good. This is why Transformers (the original series) was
fun, because Megatron and Starscream alone were massively entertaining.
Apes. Humans. It doesn’t matter what you are. There’s hate
and fear in everyone and every thing. You can’t blindly trust all of your own
kind and not trust anyone else because that kind of mentality leaves you
vulnerable to those you believe to be closest to you. There are a lot of layers
to this otherwise fun and engaging film. And that’s great if a monkey
dual-wielding machine guns on horseback isn’t enough of a reason to want to
watch this movie (and I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t want to see that).
After a rather lackluster summer this year, it’s great to
finally have a fun movie that is 100% good. Go see it and enjoy! See you soon
for Rogue Legacy, Guardians of the Galaxy, and more Korra-related stuff… oh and Transistor at some point too.
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